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Scary Perry

I’m sure most of you have heard Katy Perry’s latest single, Extraterrestrial, but have you actually listened to it? Have you listened to the words she is saying and what she is meaning? Or, better yet, have you seen the video? If you have yet to see it, then you’re missing out…on a ton of visual anagrams and subliminal messages geared towards sexuality and destruction of life. But, instead of my spoon-feeding you my own opinion, I want to know yours.

So, in the spirit of research and self education, I want you to view the video and tell me what YOU see. Trust me, it won’t be hard. Can’t wait to read what you all have found 😉


Posted by on May 24, 2011 in Illuppets, Industry, Uncategorized


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Did you ever think the problem may be YOU, Rihanna?!

Pledging her alliance and code of silence. Way to multitask, RudeGirl.


First, let me say, I don’t believe Chris did it.


Now that’s out of the way, let me continue this post.


While going through my GoogleAlerts this morning, (thanks again for the heads up, TheDirt!), I came across an article about Rihanna opening up about her relationship with Chris Brown. What I find funny about this article is the fact they stated she ‘opened up’ about something she would never shut up about. This is some of what she said THIS TIME:

“I couldn’t have been the woman I am, the friend, or the sister or the artist, or the role model I am today if I didn’t go through what I went through.”



Hmmm…walk with me as I break this BS down.



“I couldn’t have been the woman I am…

Yes, I will definitely agree with that. Without poor Chris as the on-call sacrificial lamb, your career would have taken twice as long to get you into the Illuppet training program. Also, what better way to cover up the obvious plastic surgery you’ve had done to your nose, jawline and chin?



…the friend,…

So, what type of friend are you? I thought you were BFF with Katy Perry, but seeing as though you didn’t show up to her wedding and then you started talking smack about her, it doesn’t seem like you care about anyone but yourself. But I could be wrong, but from what I’m reading in this article, I’m not too far off.

A source explained to UsMagazine that, “Rih was finishing her album, and she just switched managers, so she had to pull out at the last minute.”

“It was always sort of up in the air that she would go anyway, and Katy knew that,” the source adds. “They saved her a room just in case, but they always knew it would be nearly impossible for her to make it as she’s still finishing the album and it’s out in a few weeks. Rih was in the studio all weekend.”

A source told OK! Magazine, “Katy said she was ok with it, but she was a little hurt. She really wanted her there.”




…or the sister…

There isn’t much information about her brothers, Rorrey and Rajad, and I honestly hope it stays that way. I just hope Monica, Rihanna’s mother hanging in the background, keeps more than a watchful eye on them.



…or the artist….

Can’t knock her there. The whole fiasco with Breezy totally got everyone to momentarily forget the fact this chick CANNOT SING!!! So, let me refresh your memory and take you back to a time before remastering and auto-tuning.

And, after some much needed voice lessons and tweaking, we are now blessed with this:

Same ole, same ole cat-scratching-chalkboard-smelling-like-rotting-fish stank voice.



…or the role model…

Man, I know I don’t even really have to get into this one because I’ve pretty much covered this in my other post, but is she serious?


Italian Vogue 2009

WOW, that’s someone I want my daughters looking up to.

Anyway, back to this crazy child…

“It’s scary; you just lose touch of everything that you love and everything that you would normally do; how you would dress or how you would say something. I needed that wake-up call in my life. That was the only way I would have gotten out of that relationship”, she said.

Is she really saying that Chris Brown had all of that CONTROL over her? If I didn’t know any better I would think he was a stalker. I wonder what a conversation between the two would have been like.


Courtesy of

Hmmm…sounds like Rihanna has some personal issues. But of course, it’s not precious Riri’s fault.


Rihanna who is presently dating Los Angeles Dodgers baseball player Matt Kemp, 26 said that she is very much in love. "He's just easy and really kind," she added.

Yeah, right! I beg to differ on so many levels.

October 24, 2010. has received CONFLICTING REPORTS from a number of very CREDIBLE INSIDERS which suggest that Rihanna and Matt Kemp may have gotten into an ARGUMENT – which caused them to miss Rihanna’s BEST FRIEND Katy Perry’s wedding.

Here’s what we know. As we reported to you earlier, Rihanna and Matt Kemp have been FIGHTING recently. Well the two decided to take a PRIVATE TRIP to Mexico earlier this week. The plan was to stay there until FRIDAY, when they’d fly to India for Katy’s wedding.

Well it didn’t work out that way. A person very close to Rihanna told, “[Rihanna] and Matt were [verbally] fighting all week, and it ended up messing up their plans.” The insider continued, “I’m worried about Rihanna.”

We’re worried TOO. As we told you before, Matt Kemp got BUSTED for beating up an EX-Girlfriend. And Rihanna, well, you know she likes to get it in.

I thought she missed her BFF Katy’s wedding due to her finishing up her album, but I guess that was another lie out of her mouth. Makes me wonder what else little miss perfect has lied about.








Posted by on October 30, 2010 in Illuppets, Industry, Rihanna, Uncategorized


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