Category Archives: Rihanna

Profit Japan

It seems all  the Illuppet’s finest have been summoned to give their efforts to calm the nerves of all those who lost everything in the recent HAARP attacks on natural disasters ailing Japan beginning 03-07-2011. This vain approach to even attempting to care about the ones who’s lives were lost or will never be the same, is anything BUT original. No, I’m not downing the fact its not original to come up with a benefit charity song (**now playing ‘We Are The World’**), its just these people were so ready to stamp their names on something, they didn’t even take the time to come up with anything remotely relating to the issue at hand. Take a look at this ‘Who’s Who’ of the underworld listing for yourself!

1. John Lennon “Imagine”
2. U2 “Walk On”
3. Bob Dylan “Shelter From The Storm”
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers “Around The World”
5. Lady Gaga “Born This Way”
6. Beyonce “Irreplaceable”
7. Bruno Mars “Talking To The Moon”
8. Katy Perry “Firework”

9. Rihanna “Only Girl (In The World)”
10. Justin Timberlake “Like I Love You”
11. Madonna “Miles Away”
12. David Guetta “When Love Takes Over”
13. Eminem “Love The Way You Lie”
14. Bruce Springsteen “Human Touch”
15. Josh Groban “Awake”
16. Keith Urban “Better Life”

17. Black Eyed Peas “One Tribe”
18. Pink “Sober”
19. Cee Lo Green “It’s Ok”
20. Lady Antebellum “I Run To You”
21. Bon Jovi “What Do You Got?”
22. Foo Fighters “My Hero”
23. R.E.M. “Man On The Moon”
24. Nicki Minaj “Save Me”

25. Sade “By Your Side”
26. Michael Buble “Hold On”
27. Justin Bieber “Pray”
28. Adele “Make You Feel My Love”
29. Enya “If I Could Be Where You Are”
30. Elton John “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me”
31. John Mayer “Waiting On The World To Change”
32. Queen “Teo Torriatte (Let Us Cling Together)”

33. Kings Of Leon “Use Somebody”
34. Sting “Fragile”
35. Leona Lewis “Better In Time”
36. Ne-Yo “One In A Million”
37. Shakira “Whenever, Wherever”
38. Norah Jones “Sunrise”

Now, now, I know there are a few songs that will seem uplifting to those without food, shelter, water, or FAMILY, but seriourly, ‘Born This Way’, ‘One In A Million’, ‘Only Girl In The World’, ‘Whenever, Wherever’?! What does that have to do with ANYTHING?!?!?! And not one Michael Jackson song??? I’m surprised they didn’t throw ‘Empire State Of Mind’ & ‘Whip My Hair’ for good measure!!

I don’t know, maybe I’m just being way too sensitive because I have a HUGE passion for Japanese culture and a love for general human life, but this doesn’t look like anything but the ‘industry’ trying to stamp their name on something to mask what really was behind the ‘natural’ disasters plaguing Japan.


Please...pray for Japan.


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Looks like Eminem got the ‘Itchy Scratchies’ again

While skimming through the 2011 Grammy Awards Ceremony, (I dvr’d it then watched it later so I could cut through all of the bull and get the what’s important), I saw a lot of things that were both amusing, interesting, boring and played out, but I only found one thing shocking. Trust me, it wasn’t Lady Gaga and her ‘demon/monster’ get-up. That’s something I have come to expect. Strangely enough it was Eminem. Something was totally off about him. Before he received the award, he was extremely fidgety and once he was on stage, his whole essence was not the Em we all love to hate to love. Just watch and see.

Ok, did anyone else see something totally wrong with him? His face was extremely gaunt, he looked pale, his eyes were darting to’n’fro, he made sure to give ‘praise’ where praise was due.  The man looks scared to death!!! Honestly to me, this is the first time I’ve seen him where he actually looked like he was on drugs. Kind of like a person that gets off drugs, relapses, and attempts to party like they use to. Most of the time these types of relapses end in an overdose, but if done ‘correctly’, one can pretty much ‘force feed’ a drug addict back in the habit. I have a feeling this is what has happened to Eminem. Take a look at footage from the 43rd Annual Grammy Awards when he won the same Grammy. This is BEFORE he started sacrificing his homies off.

It could be just me, but I thought you were suppose to look better and healthier after you get clean, not worse.

Here’s Em during another recent performance.

Now, here he is during his Grammy acceptance speech. Notice anything different?

If that’s not symbolism, then I have no clue what is!!!

Well, watch your back, Em. Because ‘they’ sure are.




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Now for a game of ‘I SPY’

How much Masonic/Illuminati symbolism can you spot in the following clip of Rihanna from last evening’s AMAs?

Happy Hunting!!!




Posted by on November 22, 2010 in Illuppets, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna


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Yo, Jay, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!!!

Big ups to @MCHammer for taking a stand and doing what he can to blast this fool!

You Got Some Explaining To Do !!! #BetterRunRun #KingHammer





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Did you ever think the problem may be YOU, Rihanna?!

Pledging her alliance and code of silence. Way to multitask, RudeGirl.


First, let me say, I don’t believe Chris did it.


Now that’s out of the way, let me continue this post.


While going through my GoogleAlerts this morning, (thanks again for the heads up, TheDirt!), I came across an article about Rihanna opening up about her relationship with Chris Brown. What I find funny about this article is the fact they stated she ‘opened up’ about something she would never shut up about. This is some of what she said THIS TIME:

“I couldn’t have been the woman I am, the friend, or the sister or the artist, or the role model I am today if I didn’t go through what I went through.”



Hmmm…walk with me as I break this BS down.



“I couldn’t have been the woman I am…

Yes, I will definitely agree with that. Without poor Chris as the on-call sacrificial lamb, your career would have taken twice as long to get you into the Illuppet training program. Also, what better way to cover up the obvious plastic surgery you’ve had done to your nose, jawline and chin?



…the friend,…

So, what type of friend are you? I thought you were BFF with Katy Perry, but seeing as though you didn’t show up to her wedding and then you started talking smack about her, it doesn’t seem like you care about anyone but yourself. But I could be wrong, but from what I’m reading in this article, I’m not too far off.

A source explained to UsMagazine that, “Rih was finishing her album, and she just switched managers, so she had to pull out at the last minute.”

“It was always sort of up in the air that she would go anyway, and Katy knew that,” the source adds. “They saved her a room just in case, but they always knew it would be nearly impossible for her to make it as she’s still finishing the album and it’s out in a few weeks. Rih was in the studio all weekend.”

A source told OK! Magazine, “Katy said she was ok with it, but she was a little hurt. She really wanted her there.”




…or the sister…

There isn’t much information about her brothers, Rorrey and Rajad, and I honestly hope it stays that way. I just hope Monica, Rihanna’s mother hanging in the background, keeps more than a watchful eye on them.



…or the artist….

Can’t knock her there. The whole fiasco with Breezy totally got everyone to momentarily forget the fact this chick CANNOT SING!!! So, let me refresh your memory and take you back to a time before remastering and auto-tuning.

And, after some much needed voice lessons and tweaking, we are now blessed with this:

Same ole, same ole cat-scratching-chalkboard-smelling-like-rotting-fish stank voice.



…or the role model…

Man, I know I don’t even really have to get into this one because I’ve pretty much covered this in my other post, but is she serious?


Italian Vogue 2009

WOW, that’s someone I want my daughters looking up to.

Anyway, back to this crazy child…

“It’s scary; you just lose touch of everything that you love and everything that you would normally do; how you would dress or how you would say something. I needed that wake-up call in my life. That was the only way I would have gotten out of that relationship”, she said.

Is she really saying that Chris Brown had all of that CONTROL over her? If I didn’t know any better I would think he was a stalker. I wonder what a conversation between the two would have been like.


Courtesy of

Hmmm…sounds like Rihanna has some personal issues. But of course, it’s not precious Riri’s fault.


Rihanna who is presently dating Los Angeles Dodgers baseball player Matt Kemp, 26 said that she is very much in love. "He's just easy and really kind," she added.

Yeah, right! I beg to differ on so many levels.

October 24, 2010. has received CONFLICTING REPORTS from a number of very CREDIBLE INSIDERS which suggest that Rihanna and Matt Kemp may have gotten into an ARGUMENT – which caused them to miss Rihanna’s BEST FRIEND Katy Perry’s wedding.

Here’s what we know. As we reported to you earlier, Rihanna and Matt Kemp have been FIGHTING recently. Well the two decided to take a PRIVATE TRIP to Mexico earlier this week. The plan was to stay there until FRIDAY, when they’d fly to India for Katy’s wedding.

Well it didn’t work out that way. A person very close to Rihanna told, “[Rihanna] and Matt were [verbally] fighting all week, and it ended up messing up their plans.” The insider continued, “I’m worried about Rihanna.”

We’re worried TOO. As we told you before, Matt Kemp got BUSTED for beating up an EX-Girlfriend. And Rihanna, well, you know she likes to get it in.

I thought she missed her BFF Katy’s wedding due to her finishing up her album, but I guess that was another lie out of her mouth. Makes me wonder what else little miss perfect has lied about.








Posted by on October 30, 2010 in Illuppets, Industry, Rihanna, Uncategorized


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Rihanna…A Story of Degression

Here we have such a young sweet and innocent little girl…

Ok, so everyone has already heard the story of the life, career, ‘beating’, comeback, and falling off of Rihanna, so I won’t even go there, but instead give you an illustrated journey through the last few years of her life. You know what they say, a picture is worth a thousand words!

This is after she came out with her first album, Music of the Sun, back in 2005.

Here she is , fresh faced…or at least we can tell she’s still confident in herself as ‘herself’ because she should have been a Proactive spokeswomen with all that jazz going on under all that makeup. Anyway, that’s beside the point. The point is, she looked happy. But, lets watch and see when things started to change.

2006 Children’s Brainwashing Awards

Here, we have an already beautiful young woman at the Kid’s Choice Awards with SIDEBOOB?! Why on Earth was she wearing this to a children’s television channel awards show. What kind of role model is this? But this also happens to be the same year she met…

So young & without a clue…

How unfortunate. But, this isn’t about that…as always, it’s about Rihanna.

Fast fowarding past all the drama…

Rihanna realizes what Hollywood makeup and photoshop can do for your career

Oops, sorry, that wasn’t suppose to be there ;o)

Anyway, back to what I was talking about.

After the ‘incident’ you’ll notice an extreme change in her whole persona. She also had a nose job, but again, this is the Industry we’re talking about about.

Rihanna looking a little less than well put together at ‘master’ Jay-Z’s birthday party in 2008

It seems like her handlers, managers, trainers, and whomever else is running her life all got together and decided since they had successfully showed the world what can happen when you say ‘no’ to their advances (#teambreezy), let’s show the people every part of her body to seal the deal of humiliation and total domination of her soul (literally).

2008 Fashion Week


2008 Fashion Week

By little…

Rater R single cover

By little…

Oh, and what’s with all the straight jacket looking outfits?

Guess her ‘trainers’ have her thinking the mind control process is fun now.

Anyway, with the above simulation of shock therapy,

Some public humiliation.

Dang it, that’s not the right one…

What the, this isn’t it either…oh wait, that’s right, I have to go into my Myths and Fantacy Creatures folder. One moment please…

Looks like she wrecked her car and had failed airbag deployment…just saying.

So, yeah, throw in some public humiliation…

Rihanna performs in Rock in Rio

A dash of Beta ‘Sex Kitten’ programming,

Rihanna Last Girl in the World Tour

And after this has all been topped off with a drop of MK Ultra….

Notice his face, her hand, and her belt

And constant motivation, coaching, and management of your trusty Handler…

September 2010

You have successfully created a lifeless, listless, depressed slave of the machine that goes by the name of Entertainment.

It’s not that I don’t like Rihanna, I just plain feel sorry for her. Other than being pretty, she doesn’t have any real talent, and has been fed to the wolves because of it. Even in this last picture, which is what prompted me to write this article, her eyes are dead. No life. No soul. It’s actually really sad.



And now it looks like the cycle is starting over…




Posted by on September 26, 2010 in Illuppets, Rihanna, Uncategorized


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